All The Stonecutters

Lenny Leonard (#12), Carl Carlson (#14), Dr. Julius Hibbert, Seymour Skinner, Chief Clancy Wiggum, Moe Szyslak, Herman, Abe Simpson, Sideshow Mel, Krusty the Clown (Herschel Krustofski), Charles Montgomery Burns (#29), Kirk Van Houten, The Leader (#1), Waylon Smithers, Kent Brockman, Diamond Joe Quimby, Groundskeeper Willie, Homer Simpson (#908), an alien, Steve Gutenberg, Barney Gumble, Orville Redenbacher, Jack Nicholson, Mr. T, George Bush

• Become a monorail conductor
• To run out onto a baseball field during a game
• Managing a beautiful country western singer
• Eating the worlds biggest hoagie
• Becoming a blackjack dealer
• Appearing on "The Gong Show"
• Owning the Dallas Cowboys *
• Living in the wilderness while keeping a journal of his thoughts *
• Working in a bowling alley
• Bowling a perfect game

* - Did not come true