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Some Couch gags
- The couch falls through the floor
- The couch unfolds into a bed
- Everyone stops because the Flintstones are already on the couch
- Everyone has someone elses head, then they switch headsA giant foot squishes them and the couch, like in Monty Python's Flying Circus
- They run in, and find two couchs, they then tear themselves into halves, half on each couch
- Everyone lands on the couch, coming down with parachutes, except Homer, he falls with unopened parachute
- Everyone flies in with jet-packs
- Nelson pulls the couch back and everyone falls
- They are all frogs jumping to a lilypad, Homer turns on the TV with his tongue
- A bouncer lets everyone except for Homer onto the couch
- Knives are thrown at the couch while everyone sits there, Homer almost loses his nose
- Everyone is a chess piece and hopps to the couch
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Lisa's solos
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Some Chalk Board gags
- I will not waste chalk
- I did not see Elvis
- Underwear should be worn on the inside
- I will not bring sheep to class
- I will not yell "she's dead" during roll call
- Goldfish don't bounce
- Mud is not one of the four food groups
- I will not charge admission to the bathroom
- The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy
- Organ transplants are best left to the professionals
- There are plenty of businesses like show business
- I will not celebrate meaningless milestones
- Beans are neither fruit, nor musical
- I will not send lard through the mail
- I will not use abbrev.
- Adding "just kidding" does not make it okay to insult the principal
- Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does
- I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface
- The boys room is not a water park
- I am not my long-lost twin
- There was no roman god named "Farticus"
- My butt does not deserve a website
- I was not the inspiration for "Kramer"
- Hillbillies are people too
- Grammer is not a time of waste
- I have neither been there nor done that
- Pork is not a verb
- I won't not use no double negatives
- Non-flamable is not a challenge
- I was not the sixth Beatle
- The giving tree is not a chump
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What is everyone doing in the opening sequence?
- Near the end of the opening sequence, it swirls past the town and you can see very many Simpson charactors, doing different things.
- Patty and Selma are sunbathing
- Milhouse is throwing a baseball
- Nelson is trash canning someone
- Jimbo and Kearney are threatening Martin
- Kent Brockman is doing a news report, and being taped
- Grandpa, Jasper and Herman are reading a book
- Lou and Carl are working, with uniforms on
- Marvin Monroe and Dr. Hibbert are writting on clip boards
- Otto is standing by the bus thats back slipped into a ditch
- Ned, Todd and Maude are birdwatching
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